• me: watching tv show
    • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
    • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat


    I write sins not five page research papers

    (Source: aphroditeens)


    if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

    (Source: hellanaw)


    i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second